julia1x5:

were-ralph:

WHAT THE FUCK HELLO???

Oceangate wishes it had this kind of engineering

cadaverkeys:

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

catboychuuuya:

forgondor:

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

sometransgal:

prole-log:

Fun fact: that’s the same goal!

were–ralph:

Tweet of the year

catchymemes:

brbjellyfishing:

mysharona1987:

Best comeback line ever.

palewhitehorse:

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was